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The wife’s gotta know. You can’t hook up like that for what looks like about six or seven years without the wife figuring it out. Unless she’s another idiot.I’m not an idiot.Smiling, Roarke continued to stroke. I’ll keep that in mind when I decide to have a long-term affair.Yeah, you do that. They’ll never find your body, she murmured, then dropped into sleep.His smiled warmed, and feeling well loved, he dropped off with her.

J.D. Robb

The wife’s gotta know. You can’t hook up like that for what looks like about six or seven years without the wife figuring it out. Unless she’s another idiot.I’m not an idiot.Smiling, Roarke continued to stroke. I’ll keep that in mind when I decide to have a long-term affair.Yeah, you do that. They’ll never find your body, she murmured, then dropped into sleep.His smiled warmed, and feeling well loved, he dropped off with her.

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About J.D. Robb

Nora Roberts (born Eleanor Marie Robertson on October 10, 1950) is an American author of over 225 novels, known for romance published under her own name. She also writes police procedurals which have elements of science fiction under the name J. D. Robb, and has published as Jill March and (in the U.K.) Sarah Hardesty.