“ Oh honey, someday a real man is going to make you see stars and you won't even be looking at the sky." Excerpt from Grace Willow's Last Minute Bride Grace Willows
“ People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor, wit, truth and commonsense. If that doesn't work run like hell, while they throw rocks… Shannon L. Alder
“ There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine. Patrick Bateman
“ They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching somethin… Lewis Black
“ If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science Michelle M. Pillow
“ The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) Elaine Kagan
“ One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. Carroll Bryant
“ A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Millan w… Kathy Griffin
“ Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) Jane Dentinger
“ Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. Louis C.K.
“ Does talking to yourself in the voice of your fictional character count as being social? Michelle M. Pillow
