“ One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. Carroll Bryant
“ What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. Carroll Bryant
“ All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. Carroll Bryant
“ I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody elses lost imagination. Carroll Bryant
“ The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are. Carroll Bryant
“ Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened? Carroll Bryant
“ When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing. Carroll Bryant
“ I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans. Carroll Bryant
“ Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out. Carroll Bryant
