One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
Today I feel like I did tomorrow.
What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!
Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody elses lost imagination.
The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.
Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?
When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.
You are the only one who can.
The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.
The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
The last word of love is ... goodbye.
Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.
I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction