There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
Asked in 1919 whether it was true that only three people in the world understood the theory of general relativity, [Eddington] allegedly replied: 'Who's the third?
Great minds think alike-especially when they are female.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...
Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their par...
He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Never fight an inanimate object.
Even so have I given the womb of the earth to those that be sown in it in their times.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace.
Like as a young child may not bring forth the things that belong to the aged, even so have I disposed the world which I created.
I didn't realize there was a ranking." I said. "Sadie frowned. "What do you mean?" "A ranking," I said. "You know, what's crazier than what." "Oh, sure there is," Sadie said. She sat back in her chair...
So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.
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