I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
Even so have I given the womb of the earth to those that be sown in it in their times.
The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own mo...
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
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