“ One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. Carroll Bryant
“ When a bookworm finally decides to leave the house, perhaps to explore some literary destination in one of her novels, she will be surprised to know that there is a volatile, often antagonistic force… Joyce Rachelle
“ There is a night school where you shall meet great teachers: The sky! When the night falls, the shining stars in the school will teach you how small you are and how comical to own an ego! Mehmet Murat ildan
“ What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer. Carroll Bryant
“ All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. Carroll Bryant
“ You dare quarrel with me Doerwyne?She wrinkled her nose. "It's not quarreling to express an opinion'""Women don't have opinions.""Then I must be a man, because I have plenty. Georgia Fox
“ Foxbrush sneezed again.He couldn't help himself. It's not something a fellow likes to do when a stunningly beautiful woman is leaning toward him with an expression on her face like Nidawi's wore. But… Anne Elisabeth Stengl
“ If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off. Benny Bellamacina
“ I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. Dannika Dark
“ Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late. Bryan Davis
“ The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, “absolutely fine doctor, but I’m terribly lonely without myself. Benny Bellamacina
