One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
I am always doing what I thought I couldn't do, because I might learn something. Henri Marcel - Marriage a Journey and A Dog
Answering the question 'How would you like to smell?' by saying 'I'd rather I didn't' is also no longer acceptable. It's not playing the game. Men are expected to put some cash into the cosmetic pot t...
If you call a gypsy a vagabond, I think you do him wrong,For he never goes a-travelling but he takes his home along.And the only reason a road is good, as every wanderer knows,Is just because of the h...
One day, scientists will overtake LIGHT and crash into the DARKNESS.
I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered
When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie".
You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.
Today I feel like I did tomorrow.
So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.
Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
I love you all - if you are not people!