“ Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ I said to my friend, "Why do you smoke (cigarettes)?"He replied, "Because I like to put myself on the line for the welfare and safety of others."I astonishingly said, "Sorry, I didn't get your point."… Saad Salman
“ For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping. Christy Leigh Stewart
“ Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power! NickBy the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from your shoulders if you don't take this seriously. Caleb Sherrilyn Kenyon
“ Dont act like you are walking around with a Tshirt that says "I give Up!" on the front and on the back saying "I never started trying!"People can bring you down, situations happen, YOU can feel like L… Timothy Padayachee
“ Care to explain? Ari asked.Didn’t you see my signals?Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an intrusion.It’s an illusion! Five of them are an illusion.That’s not the signal for illu… Maria V. Snyder
“ She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. Elizabeth Gaskell
“ Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. Rick Riordan
“ If you’re listening to this, congratulations! You survived Doomsday.I’d like to apologize straightaway for any inconvenience the end of the world may have caused you. The earthquakes, rebellions, riot… Rick Riordan
“ Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral? Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Yes, an actual full-sized camel. If you find that confusing, just think how the criosphinx must have felt.Where did the camel come from, you ask? I may have mentioned Walt’s collection of amulets. Two… Rick Riordan
“ My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that? Fakeer Ishavardas
