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I said to my friend, "Why do you smoke (cigarettes)?"He replied, "Because I like to put myself on the line for the welfare and safety of others."I astonishingly said, "Sorry, I didn't get your point."...
Saad Salman
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Yes, an actual full-sized camel. If you find that confusing, just think how the criosphinx must have felt.Where did the camel come from, you ask? I may have mentioned Walt’s collection of amulets. Two...
Rick Riordan
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destruction, earthquakes, floods, funny, funny and random, giant snake, humour, ra, rebellious, riordan
If you’re listening to this, congratulations! You survived Doomsday.I’d like to apologize straightaway for any inconvenience the end of the world may have caused you. The earthquakes, rebellions, riot...
Rick Riordan
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destruction, earthquakes, floods, funny, funny and random, giant snake, humour, ra, rebellious, riordan