“ Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat! Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Oliver Oliver Reed
