Top Humor Quotes
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
(n.) Moisture, especially, the moisture or fluid of animal bodies, as the chyle, lymph, etc.; as, the humors of the eye, etc.
(n.) A vitiated or morbid animal fluid, such as often causes an eruption on the skin.
(n.) State of mind, whether habitual or temporary (as formerly supposed to depend on the character or combination of the fluids of the body); disposition; temper; mood; as, good humor; ill humor.
(n.) Changing and uncertain states of mind; caprices; freaks; vagaries; whims.
(n.) That quality of the imagination which gives to ideas an incongruous or fantastic turn, and tends to excite laughter or mirth by ludicrous images or representations; a playful fancy; facetiousness.
(v. t.) To comply with the humor of; to adjust matters so as suit the peculiarities, caprices, or exigencies of; to adapt one's self to; to indulge by skillful adaptation; as, to humor the mind.
(v. t.) To help on by indulgence or compliant treatment; to soothe; to gratify; to please.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.
People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.
He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Some men can love forever, some for six years, some for six months, and others for six hours.
You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor, wit, truth and commonsense. If that doesn't work run like hell, while they throw rocks...