“ Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Honestly I don't know why i have these partiesBecause of your catThat's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort Cassandra Clare
“ You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ It sounded somewhat doom-laden, so I felt obliged to look it up more thoroughly, in case I should eat some chocolate rather quickly. Carol Anne Dobson
“ I get this buzz every time I'm quoted online. The ego high... yes... but also a Google Alert. Ryan Lilly
“ Bat stood in the open door and said I am a crime scene unit detective from the New York City Police Department, you heinous fucking mongoloid, and there is nothing I cannot do. Warren Ellis
“ I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours. Ana Claudia Antunes
“ Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral? Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Jimmy held on to the reins for dear life, and thought that a horse was about the most slippery creature to sit on that he had ever met. He slithered first one way and then another, and at last he slid… Enid Blyton
“ If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt. Fakeer Ishavardas
