When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.
Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.
The look in his eyes turned a little wild. That's the only reason I'm letting you go. If I had any choice--You do, she said Wed can all sit here and let him die. Or you can let Eve go on her wild-ass...
Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.
Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good.
My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?
Checked thoroughly, humans stink.
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.
....I'd rather travel in Cargo-nanoships than a Bullet-train to reach my target.
You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.
I love you as I do all - not at all.
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