J.D. Robb Quotes

If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.

Roarke didn't quite make it to Eve's office. He found her down the corridor, in front of one of the vending machines. She and the machine appeared to be in the middle of a vicious argument.I put the p...

Have McNab take the edge if you need one. Can he handle bad cop?He does it really well during personal role-playing games when I'm the reluctant witness.

Just shut your mouth, you ignorant twat.Aw, Dallas, he called me a twat. How come you get to be a bitch, but I only get to be a twat.It's the rank, Eve told her. You'll make bitch one day. Thanks. Tha...

The security officer smiled and said, ‘Good afternoon, ma’am,’ to me before Igave him ID.It’s a sick world, Eve. He resisted taking her hand for another squeeze. A sick,sad world.

Every minute with you, Darling Eve, is a minute to treasure.She slid a glance toward him as she uncoded the seal. You really do want sex.I'm still breathing, so that would be yes.

Pull yourself together, Detective. You're embarrassing yourself, and more imprtant, you're embarrassing me.They're going to do it outside. In public.So the fuck what?Public, Peabody said, head still b...

We're standing here, beat to shit, walking away from a crime scene where either or both of us could have bought it, and you're asking me to marry you?Perfect timing.

Why doesn't it bother her? Seriously, it doesn't. She's not putting on a front. She's in a serious relationship with a guy who has sex with other women for a living, and it doesn't matter to her.I mar...

I'm just full of surprises. Watching her, he waved the wrapped bar from side to side. You can have the candy if you sit on my lap.That sounds like something perverted old men say to young, stupid girl...

The worst, the very worst requirement of friendship, in Eve Dallas's opinion, was sitting through an entire evening of childbirth classes.What went on there--the sights, the sounds, the assault on all...

It all jibed, and the books would close on Jasper as death by misadventure. Unofficially, Eve labeled it death by stupidity, but there wasn't a place on the sheet for that particular observation. - Lt...

I think I've just lost five pounds in fear sweat. Peabody mopped at her face. Now I want a cannoli. I don't know why.With a laugh, Roarke shifted to grin at her. I'll buy you a dozen, precious.Cannoli...

Summerset, don't you ever sleep?It's Lieutenant Dallas. She's--Roarke dropped his briefcase, grabbed Summerset by the lapels. Has she been hurt? Where is she?A nightmare. She was screaming. Summerset...

I'll wait. By the way, sex-me-up shoes?I was following a theme.Well. Reo turned her ankles, looked down. They are pretty fabulous.They are, Mira agreed.I was going to say the same about yours. What a...

She would be a sparkling accent on his arm. She speaks flawless French and Italian, and has a limitless supply of charm when she wishes to dispense it. And'd she'll use him. She'll take, take more. If...

Drop the fucking weapon, you fucking motherfucker or I'll fucking scramble your fucking brains. Hands up! Hands where I can fucking see them, you fucking cocksucker. You fucking breathe wrong, you fuc...

Her killer wrote a note on that stationary.""A note." Now Renquist's eyebrows lifted. "Well. That was rather arrogant of him, wasn't it?

His in-house intercom greeted him with a cheery 'Welcome home, Bart,' and his server droid - custom-made to replicate Princess Leia, classic 'Star Wars,' slave-girl mode (he was a nerd, but he was sti...

I feel so used. I find I like it.