Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.
First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.
What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.
Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.
Checked thoroughly, humans stink.
I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.
I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.
We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats.
If I were married, I would be unmarried.
I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone
Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.
Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.
If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.
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