Top Jokes And Whatever Quotes

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

Checked thoroughly, humans stink.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.

We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.