“ Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours. Ana Claudia Antunes
“ Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral? Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great! Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call. Fakeer Ishavardas
