I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.
I’ve got money! Eve exclaimed in a frantic frenzy of hope, her eyes dancing wildly with the notion that there was some way out of this. I mean, I don’t know what use money is to the Grim Reaper, but I...
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
She made an impatient noise. By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other...
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.
I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.
Everything seems fine until you're about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, 'While I accept that everyone grows old and...
In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.
It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be...
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing. Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
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