“ May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch Keisha Keenleyside
“ Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun night. Guess what? She leaned closer. You will… Ilona Andrews
“ The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping. Christy Leigh Stewart
“ Thank you for helping my sister, he says.I lean forward, mimicking his position. I’m happy to.Calliope leans out her window. STOP FLIRTING AND GET BACK TO WORK. Stephanie Perkins
“ But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards. J.K. Rowling
“ You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without suffering a case of 'Stagefright Sympathy Sickness'. E.A. Bucchianeri
“ Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most… Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Bite me, Goth princess, Shane called from the back. Not literally or anything.Maybe you should say that to Michael.Not funny, Eve, Michael said.Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuri… Rachel Caine
“ The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed, she opened her eyes and found herself dangling at the end of the cord, about five feet above Jace.… Cassandra Clare
“ The more you talk about it, rehash it, rethink it, cross analyze it, debate it, respond to it, get paranoid about it, compete with it, complain about it, immortalize it, cry over it, kick it, defame i… Shannon L. Alder
“ They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest places,' Claire said, and sneezed. Rachel Caine
“ Roarke didn't quite make it to Eve's office. He found her down the corridor, in front of one of the vending machines. She and the machine appeared to be in the middle of a vicious argument.I put the p… J.D. Robb
“ Are you two you know? Jacob pointed at us. I didn't get a chance to answer. Cam spun me around and kissed me, right there between the two buildings. It was no friendly peck on the lips. When our tong… Jennifer L. Armentrout
“ Yes, life is full of awkward moments! For example, that time you keep dazing off while staring at the same person you found yourself staring at five minutes ago. *gulp* So glad staring is still not il… Mary Kate
“ You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ This cat is looking at me with judgment.He’s not, said Jules. That’s just his face.You look at me the same way, Mark said, glancing at Julian. Judgy face. Cassandra Clare
