Did I hurt you in the parking lot?No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car.Great.
That's all right, she told him. I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine.Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.
Oh, I don't know. I might grow on you.She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. Like a cancer?Like a favorite vice.
And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot.She raised her hand. Don't.It was awesome, George confirmed. It really was, Jack said. His head exploded.
Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun night. Guess what? She leaned closer. You will...
At the door, Audrey called, Are you coming?No, just breathing hard, love. He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, Oh, my God!
Doode, George said.He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. Nope, more , less . Duuude.Dude.Dude.Okay, dude. George nodded. How's it hanging? Jack asked. How am I supposed to an...
Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.
Kaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, and they met at a party, that smile would've guaranteed him a date. The man was hot. There was no dou...
Stealers, keepers.
Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight.
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it, but I didn't. I just gave him some drugs.You gave an addict in rehab drugs, and you...
When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you head high [...]
This doesn't mean you're getting a discount.Audrey heaved a mock sigh. Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then.Gnome choked on the soup. I'm old enough to be your grandfather!Au...
You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever, George said. No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry.How do you make girls cry, exactly?George turned to...