“ If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not.… Oliver Markus
“ The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping. Christy Leigh Stewart
“ In the natural sciences, some checks exist on the prolonged acceptance of nutty ideas, which do not hold up well under experimental and observational tests and cannot readily be shown to give rise to… Robert Higgs
“ Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!It seems she hangs upon the cheek of nightLike a rich jewel in an Ethiope’s ear,Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.So shows a snowy dove trooping… William Shakespeare
“ The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies. Lester B. Pearson
“ People who fell in love at first sight, rushed home to their parents to tell them the good news and subsequently married were, [Patricia Highsmith] thought, retarded. Rather, a more honest appraisal o… Andrew Wilson
