“ The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping. Christy Leigh Stewart
“ My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair. Christy Leigh Stewart
“ You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists. Christy Leigh Stewart
“ Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired? Christy Leigh Stewart
“ Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world? Christy Leigh Stewart
“ I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation. Christy Leigh Stewart
“ If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted. Christy Leigh Stewart
“ A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious. Christy Leigh Stewart
“ The concept of virginity is a social construct. If you’re wondering if my commercial value, self-respect, and/or quality of my immortal soul has been affected by things that have gone in or out of my… Christy Leigh Stewart
“ I’ve seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs. Christy Leigh Stewart
“ This semester has born in me the flame of hope to one day become a leader in the modern feminist movement. I can and will be the force that blows new life into it, giving a face and name to associate… Christy Leigh Stewart
“ He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself. Christy Leigh Stewart
“ Humor, drama, romance, whatever genre of entertainment you create or consume is only effective if it is challenging to your sensibilities. When the sexuality of seeing a woman’s ankles became trumped… Christy Leigh Stewart
“ Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race Christy Leigh Stewart
