The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.
You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.
A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?
I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.
My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.
Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.
I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation.