Its funny when people recently change their attitude to gain entrance into your heart, which may only ignite your passion to close the door.
Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twi...
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Get high on love, not drugs.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
At the door, Audrey called, Are you coming?No, just breathing hard, love. He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, Oh, my God!
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
A forest, William said, his expression distant. Where the ground is dry soil and stone. Where tall trees grow and centuries of autumn carpet their roots. Where the wind smells of game and wildflowers....
Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.
She made an impatient noise. By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know how vampires are made?Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other...
Doode, George said.He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. Nope, more , less . Duuude.Dude.Dude.Okay, dude. George nodded. How's it hanging? Jack asked. How am I supposed to an...
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.I hardly think there’s any chance of that, Amelie said. I doubt you have the capacity.
But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.
We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.
Simon turned to Jordan, who was lying down across the futon, his head propped against one of the woven throw pillows. How much of that did you hear?Enough to gather that we're going to a party tonight...
If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing.
Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.
Thank you for helping my sister, he says.I lean forward, mimicking his position. I’m happy to.Calliope leans out her window. STOP FLIRTING AND GET BACK TO WORK.
Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before