The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
The cord pulled taut and she rebounded, flying back up before falling again. As her velocity slowed, she opened her eyes and found herself dangling at the end of the cord, about five feet above Jace....
Its funny when people recently change their attitude to gain entrance into your heart, which may only ignite your passion to close the door.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.
I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire, Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.Nice, Shane said. I’m warming...
The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.
Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before
Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.
Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.
Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their par...
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I've got the Mark of Cain, said Simon. That means nothing can kill me, right?You can kill yourself, Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So...
I believe books should be like a prime rib steak ~ good and thick.
The lawyer was a short, ugly, little man. He stood about three feet taller than his desk’s two foot eight inch frame and he had dark eyes. Lois couldn’t tell if they were black or an extremely dark br...
The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.
Jackson asked, Where'd the water come from in your house?A pipe. Then he explained to Jackson, Water travels in pipes.
Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.
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