Right now, I couldn't have cared less if someone had waltzed across the room in a large flower costume with a sign saying GET YOUR BLACK TULIPS HERE. Every nerve in my body was on man-alert, screaming...
Religion is a totalitarian belief. It is the wish to be a slave. It is the desire that there be an unalterable, unchallengeable, tyrannical authority who can convict you of thought crime while you are...
You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.
Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?
Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
Care to explain? Ari asked.Didn’t you see my signals?Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an intrusion.It’s an illusion! Five of them are an illusion.That’s not the signal for illu...
Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?
About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.
You have heard about the reindeer that pull old Santa's sled. But mostly I hate Rudolph and wish that he were dead. With his nose of red which we all know just can't be true. I wish someone would just...
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.
People in hell want snowcones.
I grabbed a shovel and dug, and dug, and dug.Sorry not a very poetic thought, but very deep.
Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
[...] The alpha-wolf has hurt himself [...]. What happened to the alpha-wolf?LEGOs.Legos? It sounded Greek but I couldn't recall anything mythological with that name. Wasnt it an island?He was carryin...
Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake and recall all idiots, criminals, haters, terrorists and re...
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