Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.
Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh, no! She's up.
I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.
Is she special? (asks the gay waiter) I thinks she's going to break my heart On arrival of the girl The flannel is fine honey,but I have'nt seen anyone that over accesorized since batman!
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.Waitress! Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. Bring two! then, more quietly,You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bu...
I get a message from my dad. In the mood I'm in, I tear up to see his name in my inbox, and imagine him down the hall in bed, propped on pillows, emailing me. Hon,Enjoyed our gelato date the other nig...
He could not consent to allow himself to be insulted, still less to allow himself to be treated as a rag, and, above all, to allow a thoroughly vicious man to treat him so. No quarrelling, however, no...
Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I’d still be mad at you, or if we would talk i...
After reading some of my stories, I once had a friend say to me, "I'd love to spend five minutes in your head to see what's going on in there." I warned them, "If you spent five seconds in my mind you...
And what the hell does that even mean? Why would you serve food for thoughgs, and what kind of food? If you serve spinach, do you get healthy thoughts? If it's ice cream and candy, it is fun thoughts?...
Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.
World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one!
Do you remember what I forgot?
If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required.
There is no logic in logics except an illogical logic.
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