Top Crazy Quotes

Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

Crazy Definition

(a.) Characterized by weakness or feebleness; decrepit; broken; falling to decay; shaky; unsafe.

(a.) Broken, weakened, or dissordered in intellect; shattered; demented; deranged.

(a.) Inordinately desirous; foolishly eager.

Who are you?Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?I have. I am fucking crazy.But I am free.

Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.

I'm afraid to go out at night because it's too dark.I'm afraid to try different food because I may not like it.I'm afraid to do something different because what if I fail.I'm afraid to smile at someon...

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.

She may be crazy but at least she isn't you.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel.

I didn't realize there was a ranking." I said. "Sadie frowned. "What do you mean?" "A ranking," I said. "You know, what's crazier than what." "Oh, sure there is," Sadie said. She sat back in her chair...

Once you are defiled, you can't get back your purity by any means, instead, you will only look for ways to be defiled over and over again.

Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way, forgeting that even casual friends can do just the same in a jovial way.

Her eyes bled from venomous anger...Her flower had been gruesomely deflowered...Her life had slowly turned into a blunder...There was no more thinking further....She would rather become a Foetus murde...

These are the attributes of Bullshit people; they will...blur your imagination, take your endowments for a piece of debris, make you ridiculous, and most importantly, you got to send them to the recyc...

A person willing to fly in the face of reason, authority, and common sense must be a person of considerable self-assurance. Since he occurs only rarely, he must seem eccentric (in at least that respec...

People which deserv support are people likeVsauce (A guy who I don't know how to describe... but as overall awesome character.)Rob Dyke (How he won't deserv one support or many?)... what he is doing i...

Why did you revive me? Alecto repeated. Well… uh, well…. Mandy hesitated, her voice full of sudden misery. They say there are five stages of grief, you know… five stages. denial, anger, bargaining, de...

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.