“ Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over Josh Stern
“ When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time Josh Stern
“ If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months Josh Stern
“ Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window Josh Stern
“ I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance Josh Stern
