Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.
You're going to make it;You're going to be at peace;You're going to create, and love, and laugh, and live;You're going to do great things.
So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.
First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.
Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.
If I were married, I would be unmarried.
Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.
I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.
I love you as I do all - not at all.
When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them.
Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.
Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.
Laughter is much better than anger.
It is important that we learn to smile,Life will anyway teach us to cry!
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.
I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.