Top Laughter Is The Best Medicine Quotes

You're going to make it;You're going to be at peace;You're going to create, and love, and laugh, and live;You're going to do great things.

Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

I love you as I do all - not at all.

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

It is important that we learn to smile,Life will anyway teach us to cry!

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Laughter is much better than anger.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.