“ Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ You're going to make it;You're going to be at peace;You're going to create, and love, and laugh, and live;You're going to do great things. Germany Kent
“ First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them. Wayne Gerard Trotman
“ Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great! Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me. Fakeer Ishavardas
