My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?
On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
I love you as I do all - not at all.
Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.
Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes.
Your own shortcomings are the best ground to grow your sense of humor.
If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.
The Howeitat spread out along the cliffs to return the peasants' fire. This manner of going displeased Auda, the old lion, who raged that a mercenary village folk should dare to resist their secular m...
It is always better to be a bookworm rather than being a dung-beetle!
It was supposed to say Great Artist on my tombstone, but if I died right now it would say such a good teacher/daughter/friend instead; and what I really want to shout, and want in big letters on that...
Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.