Top Wit Quotes

You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor, wit, truth and commonsense. If that doesn't work run like hell, while they throw rocks...

Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems...Alcoves, Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. I...

Wit Definition

(inf.) of Wit

(t) ing (p. pr. & vb. n.) of Wit

(n.) To know; to learn.

(v.) Mind; intellect; understanding; sense.

(v.) A mental faculty, or power of the mind; -- used in this sense chiefly in the plural, and in certain phrases; as, to lose one's wits; at one's wits' end, and the like.

(v.) Felicitous association of objects not usually connected, so as to produce a pleasant surprise; also. the power of readily combining objects in such a manner.

(v.) A person of eminent sense or knowledge; a man of genius, fancy, or humor; one distinguished for bright or amusing sayings, for repartee, and the like.

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

Don't let the muggles get you down.

Twelve dead? I said. Jesus.

Being a Gentleman, has more to do with hiding his flaws, than exhibiting the virtues!

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.

A true leader leads for the sake of love and his knowledge of the path, a bad leader redirects his followers to the path of destruction.

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.

No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.

We sensible often resist intrusive love and its chaos practically, employing measures to prevent the former for fear of the latter. But for all our wit and work, that desperation for control also prev...

[Obituary of atheist philosopher Richard Robinson]An Atheist's Values is one of the best short accounts of liberalism (a term Robinson accepted) and humanism (a term he ignored) produced during the pr...

Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.

That's what you think of me, is it, girl? said his lordship, a glint in his eyes.Oh, no! she responded, dropping him a curtsy. It's what I , sir! You must know that my featherheaded Mama has taught me...

Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.