We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.
Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.
Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.
Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most...
I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.
Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.
Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.
That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed.
Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.
Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.
If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse.
Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.
Frank couldn't breathe underwater.But where was he?Percy turned in a full circle. Nothing. Then he glanced up. Hovering above him was a giant goldfish. Frank had turned -clothes, backpack, and all- in...
Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
I don’t remember the whole thing, because it was very long, but Atticus recited it for me once, and there was a line that went like this: Cry ham hock and let slip the hogs of war! I know you might no...
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.
Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).
I'm sorry," he muttered. "If I... uh, hurt your feelings or something." She glared at him. "I'm not hurt. I'm pissed off and sexually frustrated." His head snapped back on his spine. Well... then. Oka...
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