So, I (Percy) said glumly. We're going to get a ride from your brother, huh?Artemis's silver eyes gleamed. Yes, boy. You see, Bianca di Angelo is not the only one withan annoying brother. It's time fo...
Nico: I love you.Percy: What?Nico: Did you say something Jason?Jason: What?Nico: You just said you love Percy?Jason: Wait, what? No, I didn't, wait,Percy: Dude. What the Tartarus?Jason: No, Nico's the...
Oh, did you expect me to play fair? Cupid laughed. I am the god of love. I am never fair.
Running with a drowsy child of Hades was more like doing a 3 -legged race with a life size rag doll.
What does kiciciyapi mitawa mean?He kept his head on her breasts. What?You called me kicicyapi mitawa. It sounded so beautiful. It wasn't Japanese. What was it?It's the voice of the Lakota. It would s...
He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers
He just summoned the dead with coke and cheeseburgers