“ The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ The coining of their new catch-phrase 'homophiliac' displayed in contrast to 'homophobic' was rather amusing, though to think that they believe it means anything different to 'homophobic' is just face… Christina Engela
“ I've never really liked the Yanks. ... You can't trust people who pick up the ball all the time when they play football. Terry Pratchett
“ May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch Keisha Keenleyside
“ You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him.So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep. Tamora Pierce
“ What the hell?” Ian asked, holding his hands over the front of his Christmas briefs. Sara had ordered them from the Internet, and he'd worn them to please her. Too bad there hadn't been enough time fo… Rose Wynters
“ He slammed the door shut in Ian's face, the lock clicking into place. Ian hit it again with his fist before roaring, “If I were a pervert, I'd be looking for something a damn bit more attractive than… Rose Wynters
“ You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently it’s not amusing enough.” “I’ll try to include a joke between ‘he bled to death’a… Sulari Gentill
“ Before We BeginIs Your Bug A nice clean original car that looks almost like itleft the showroom yesterday?P.S. All work should be carried out in consultation with a reliable workshop manual with regar… Christina Engela
“ These days, all I ask of Fate is that the people she hurls into my life, whether they are evil or good, or morally bipolar, should be amusing to one degree or another. This is a big request to make of… Dean Koontz
“ Me too, Arch,” Jeremiah said. “I want an answer about my request to transfer. Even now, my balls are shrinking in anticipation of going back out in the cold. I said I'd give my life protecting humanit… Rose Wynters
“ And then came the three-toed sloth. Stupid sloth. It was a crazy-looking beastie, all arms and bristling grey fur; its body was a blob, the kind of shape a six-year-old would draw for a pig, and its f… Tony James Slater
