I'm the G when you spell OG
The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!
I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day!
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
I don't care how much you eat, Ender, self-cannibalism won't get you out of this school.
Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.
Twelve dead? I said. Jesus.
The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.
If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.
Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.
Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.
A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Millan w...
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the pie.
I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.
There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.
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