I will liken my judgment unto a ring: like as there is no slackness of the last, even so there is no swiftness of the first.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Kaede: I know this, ungrateful dog. In order to find the sacred jewel shards, Kagome's spirtual power is essential. Yet ye made her upset with your words an sent her running homeInuYasha: That was her...
The human body is the best work of art.
At the same time shall men hope, but nothing obtain: they shall labor, but their ways shall not prosper.
From the beginning, look, what thou desires to see, it shall be shew thee.
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
The innocent little girl said at the end of her prayer "Jesus, please take care of yourself because if anything happens to you, we are all in trouble
It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry.
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)
You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.IT'S EDUCATIONAL.'What if she cuts herself?'THAT...
But it is infamous that they have not told you!’ declared Eustacie. ‘Je n’en reviendrai jamais!’‘If it’s all the same to you, miss, I’d just as soon you’d talk in a Christian language,’ said Mr. Stubb...
We're all a genius, but If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
What man is able to do that, that thou should ask such things of me?
As he grew older, which was mostly in my absence, my firstborn son, Alexander, became ever more humorous and courageous. There came a time, as the confrontation with the enemies of our civilization be...
When she emerged, Keith was watching the tiny round window of the under-the-counter washing machine. Put your clothes in for a wash, he said. They were disgusting.Ginny always thought that the only wa...
Headline? he asked.'Swing Set Needs Home,' I said.'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,' he said.'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,' I said.
I think Amy Winehouse's decision not to go to rehab was a bad one. In fact, I think it was the worst idea since Dodi Al Fayed said to Princess Diana, "Ooh, look! A tunnel! Whack that seat belt off and...
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.
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