Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry.
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
When she emerged, Keith was watching the tiny round window of the under-the-counter washing machine. Put your clothes in for a wash, he said. They were disgusting.Ginny always thought that the only wa...
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.
From the beginning, look, what thou desires to see, it shall be shew thee.
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
Frank couldn't breathe underwater.But where was he?Percy turned in a full circle. Nothing. Then he glanced up. Hovering above him was a giant goldfish. Frank had turned -clothes, backpack, and all- in...
The innocent little girl said at the end of her prayer "Jesus, please take care of yourself because if anything happens to you, we are all in trouble
You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.IT'S EDUCATIONAL.'What if she cuts herself?'THAT...
Kaede: I know this, ungrateful dog. In order to find the sacred jewel shards, Kagome's spirtual power is essential. Yet ye made her upset with your words an sent her running homeInuYasha: That was her...
The more thou search, the more thou shall marvel.
I beseech thee, O Lord, let me have understanding: For it was not my mind to be curious of the high things, but of such as pass by us daily.
Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.
Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.