“ If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them. Will Rogers
“ If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers
“ I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. Will Rogers
“ Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago. Will Rogers
“ The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. Will Rogers
“ I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enem… Will Rogers
“ Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Will Rogers
