“ (Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? Victor Borge
“ Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. Victor Borge
“ I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary. Victor Borge
“ One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace. Victor Borge
“ My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. Victor Borge
“ Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats. Victor Borge
