“ There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine. Patrick Bateman
“ In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day. Neil deGrasse Tyson
“ An ordinary man can enjoy breakfasting on juice and rye bread.But when you are underfed, scorned, miserable or just plain bored, you don’t want to eat dull wholesome food.You want something a little m… R.S. Vern
“ You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape – the great face p… Terry Pratchett
“ It all jibed, and the books would close on Jasper as death by misadventure. Unofficially, Eve labeled it death by stupidity, but there wasn't a place on the sheet for that particular observation. - Lt… J.D. Robb
“ Beyond all of that, I could see the wall I had seen from inside the train, the wall that runs along the train line. I assumed that there, behind it, was the west, and I was right. I could have been wr… Anna Funder
“ On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right soon. Benjamin R. Smith
“ There is sometimes a fine line between a cop and a criminal. What drives their personality may be the same, and they have simply chosen different roles and professions to call their own."Dr. ML Rapier… M.L Rapier
“ For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher) Frankie Boyle
“ This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. Erin Mitchell
“ This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. (Dark City Lights) Erin Mitchell
“ At noon a huge crowd of retarded people came to visit Santa and passed me on my little island. These people were profoundly retarded. They were rolling their eyes and wagging their tongues and stagger… David Sedaris
“ It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore. James Hetfield
“ If you have to explain your sense of humor, then you are performing for the wrong crowd. Shannon L. Alder