“ Can you surf really well, then?"I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh."Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since s… Rick Riordan
“ Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. Laurence J. Peter
“ Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong. Amit Kalantri
“ When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences. Amit Kalantri
“ Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. Robert Orben
“ It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn James Patterson
“ Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it. Harold Ramis
“ The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Those who pretend as if they don't love you, are the ones who would hate to see you love another person. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Facebook asks me what's on my mind. Twitter asks me what's going on. LinkedIn wants me to reconnect with my colleagues. And YouTube tells me what to watch. Social Media is no reality show or Big Broth… Ana Claudia Antunes
“ Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ [Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt causing it to rip in two ]Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen Kagura: My love !Kyo Sohma: My shirt! Natsuki Takaya
“ Kyo Sohma: One of these days I'll make you say you're sorry Yuki Sohma: looking bored I'm sorry. Kyo Sohma: Dammit That's not what I meant Don't you have any shame Yuki Sohma: still looking annoyed… Natsuki Takaya
