We usually learn from debates that we seldom learn from debates.
If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Simon turned to Jordan, who was lying down across the futon, his head propped against one of the woven throw pillows. How much of that did you hear?Enough to gather that we're going to a party tonight...
The more you talk about it, rehash it, rethink it, cross analyze it, debate it, respond to it, get paranoid about it, compete with it, complain about it, immortalize it, cry over it, kick it, defame i...
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
It's funny because it's funny.
A forest, William said, his expression distant. Where the ground is dry soil and stone. Where tall trees grow and centuries of autumn carpet their roots. Where the wind smells of game and wildflowers....
Shigure Sohma: So anyway I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is if it isn't a problem.Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening. Shi...
It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.
Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.
In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.
I try very hard to be annoying! Don't insult my ability to annoy!
Facebook asks me what's on my mind. Twitter asks me what's going on. LinkedIn wants me to reconnect with my colleagues. And YouTube tells me what to watch. Social Media is no reality show or Big Broth...
If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.
Bite me, Goth princess, Shane called from the back. Not literally or anything.Maybe you should say that to Michael.Not funny, Eve, Michael said.Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuri...
Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).
A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned
It is not what they say, but the reaction that tells you everything you need to know.
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