Top Haha Quotes

A simple "Hi" has potential to make you blush, if received from your crush ...

Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing. Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had.

Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.

Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for? No! Good God, no!

As you start and end your day, say THANK YOU for every little things in your life. And you will come to realize how blessed you truly are.

I'LL LET YOU FREE IN MY NEVERLAND

I will not expose you to these men. Give it a rest, Jacques. I mean it. We’re in this thing together. I hate to brag and put you at an obvious disadvantage, but I can take more of the sun than you. Hi...

DEAR LIGHT : you colored my life, and then you destroy me!

I can't believe you cheated!" "I can't believe you didn't know it. Man, what kind of got are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh?" "You're such an asshole."...

I guess it would be too much to ask to let Savannah bite my neck. Gary made an attempt at humor. He was rubbing his neck, every Dracula movie he had ever seen going through his mind. A low growl rumbl...

I WILL REJECT DEATH IF I KNOW HAND COME"but .....................We would not be able to resist the will of god.Whenever, wherever you are. may god is ready to take your life.and honestly death is onl...

Savannah handed the glass to Gregori, her eyes anxious. Gary touched his neck. He felt a little dizzy, and there was a burning sensation on the side of his neck, but when he touched his pulse, his han...

Wrath watched the doctor go through the little monitoring room and out into the hall. A moment later, she returned with the tall, thin physician. Havers bowed to him and to Beth through the glass and...

Distorted, clawed hands hung the bag of precious herbs around the thick, muscular neck of the wolf, and then the animal took off in a dead run, racing the climbing sun as it burned away the thick clou...

as you know that prior to Search Enggine (google, yahoo, bing etc) our knowledge comes from books. and we often underestimate the cover of the book before reading it. where the universe and everything...

When he lifted his head, Savannah nearly pulled him back to her. He watched her face, her eyes cloudy with desire, her lips so beautiful, bereft of his. Do you have any idea how beautiful you are, Sav...

You bought chocolateas far as I'm concerned, you're my new favorite person.

I’d ask why you don’t want to be whipped, but I sense there’s a long heartfelt story behind it and I’ll feel sorry for you and I’m not really in the mood to feel pity. Maybe after a few more orgasms,...

Mary. Turning at the soft sound of her name, she glanced behind herself. Then frowned. Lassiter? I’m over here. Where? She looked all around. Why is your voice echoing? Chimney. What? I’m stuck in the...

Man, Rhage is playin’ with fire, Butch said as he started to rack up the balls. I give Fritz thirty seconds before he’s—Here he comes. I’m going to pretend I’m not here. V took a swig of his Goose. Me...