My darling, you are indisposed! You must remain abed for the next eight months. Little Buford - I am NOT naming our child Buford...
Simon turned to Jordan, who was lying down across the futon, his head propped against one of the woven throw pillows. How much of that did you hear?Enough to gather that we're going to a party tonight...
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.
We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.
I try very hard to be annoying! Don't insult my ability to annoy!
Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their par...
Get high on love, not drugs.
A forest, William said, his expression distant. Where the ground is dry soil and stone. Where tall trees grow and centuries of autumn carpet their roots. Where the wind smells of game and wildflowers....
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn
You might be an introvert if you were ready to go home before you left the house.
Thank you for helping my sister, he says.I lean forward, mimicking his position. I’m happy to.Calliope leans out her window. STOP FLIRTING AND GET BACK TO WORK.
This cat is looking at me with judgment.He’s not, said Jules. That’s just his face.You look at me the same way, Mark said, glancing at Julian. Judgy face.
There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.
Kyo Sohma: One of these days I'll make you say you're sorry Yuki Sohma: looking bored I'm sorry. Kyo Sohma: Dammit That's not what I meant Don't you have any shame Yuki Sohma: still looking annoyed...
Never put a sock in a toaster.
If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.
Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.
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