“ Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ That's all right, she told him. I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine.Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. Ilona Andrews
“ Isabelle snorted, All the boys gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon.You noticed, said Simon. I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual, added Magnus. Please never say those words in fr… Cassandra Clare
“ One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. Carroll Bryant
“ Did I hurt you in the parking lot?No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car.Great. Ilona Andrews
“ If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for. Amit Kalantri
“ We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Imagine for a moment that you are the proud owner of a large house which you have spent years of your life painting and decorating and filling with everything you love. It's your home. It's something… Rebecca McNutt
“ If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not.… Oliver Markus
“ Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment. Ryan Lilly
“ If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens. E.A. Bucchianeri
