Top Chocolate Quotes

For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Chocolate Definition

(n.) A paste or cake composed of the roasted seeds of the Theobroma Cacao ground and mixed with other ingredients, usually sugar, and cinnamon or vanilla.

(n.) The beverage made by dissolving a portion of the paste or cake in boiling water or milk.

Life without books, chocolate & coffee is just useless.

It sounded somewhat doom-laden, so I felt obliged to look it up more thoroughly, in case I should eat some chocolate rather quickly.

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey cafe mocha when it occurred to me that to drink a mocha is to gulp down the ent...

He showed the words chocolate cake to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. Guilt was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eater...

I know you're a chocolate lover. I can always tell. I'm about to temper the chocolate. I have my own method; want to watch?Could I? Inside my head, a little voice was reminding me that I had to get ba...

When I die,' I said to my friend, 'I'm not going to be embalmed. I'm going to be dipped.' Milk chocolate or bittersweet was the immediate concern.

Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

You bought chocolateas far as I'm concerned, you're my new favorite person.

Tears welled in his eyes. It was like watching chocolate melt.

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay

Without pain, how could we know joy?' This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say...

I can't drop it. It's how I'm drawn.

I'm lucky, I don't like sweets, not even chocolate.

To the casual observer, the Dropbox demo video looked like a normal product demonstration, but we put in about a dozen Easter eggs that were tailored for the Digg audience. References to Tay Zonday an...

When you have a half slice of chocolate pie, it's as if you owe yourself the other half - what's known in medical circles as a 'caloric deficit.'