“ Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. Laurence J. Peter
“ It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. Laurence J. Peter
“ Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. Laurence J. Peter
“ An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. Laurence J. Peter
“ If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Laurence J. Peter
