Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
But it is infamous that they have not told you!’ declared Eustacie. ‘Je n’en reviendrai jamais!’‘If it’s all the same to you, miss, I’d just as soon you’d talk in a Christian language,’ said Mr. Stubb...
I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
I love you all - if you are not people!
One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and heard this gem: 'Hey, Lydia. It's Sam. Just calling to say what's up. Gimme a ring when you get a...
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.
Good taste is death. Vulgarity is life.
Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.
I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.
I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.
There is nothing more American than buying a Japanese car on the 4th of July
There are some things you just don't say...not even in a school!
Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.