Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.
But it is infamous that they have not told you!’ declared Eustacie. ‘Je n’en reviendrai jamais!’‘If it’s all the same to you, miss, I’d just as soon you’d talk in a Christian language,’ said Mr. Stubb...
Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.
I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.
Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.
One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and heard this gem: 'Hey, Lydia. It's Sam. Just calling to say what's up. Gimme a ring when you get a...
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.
I love you all - if you are not people!
Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.
Good taste is death. Vulgarity is life.
I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.
There is nothing more American than buying a Japanese car on the 4th of July
I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.
Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.
Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.
I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!