It was because he wanted there to be conspirators. It was much better to imagine men in some smoky room somewhere, made mad and cynical by privilege and power, plotting over the brandy. You had to cli...
We're famous iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him.So's Swine Flu Fang whispered back.
If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.
Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.
I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.
I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.
I believe in the 20/80 rule. That's where working an extra 20% faster, harder, or smarter gets you an extra 80% of the rewards.
Good taste is death. Vulgarity is life.
Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.
Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that.
I love you all - if you are not people!
I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.
Lord Vetinari considered the sentence, and found it good. He liked 'tincture' particularly. Tincture. Tincture. It was a distinguished word, and pleasantly countered by the flatness of 'soup'. Yes. In...
The salamander flared, etching the room with searing white light and dark shadows. Otto screamed. He fell to the floor, clutching at his throat. He sprang to his feet, goggle-eyed and gasping, and sta...
A dwarf who can't get the hang of metal? That must be pretty unique.Pretty rare, sir. But I was quite good at alchemy..Guild member?Not any more, sir.Oh? How did you leave the guild?Through the roof,...
After a few minutes, Molly came partway up the short ladder to the bridge and stopped. Do I need to ask permission to come up there or something?Why would you? I asked.She considered. It's what they d...
Another priest said,Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?Yes.Vimes had a feeling about the immediate future and took a few steps away from D...
At some indeterminate point in their life cycles, they cause themselves to be placed in artificial stone or wooden cocoons, or chrysalises. They have an idea that they will someday emerge from these i...
Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection.
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