“ What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun! Ana Claudia Antunes
“ What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours. Ana Claudia Antunes
“ Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. Aniruddha Sastikar
“ She only modelled for him once,' Max said stubbornly, leaning the canvases back against the wall and replacing the sheet. 'Once, twice or umpteen times, it's proof she knew Spataro... how shall we put… Robert Goddard
“ When we were little, the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise… Lewis Carroll
“ Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. And if you pass that pitcher, I will reveal a nugget of information that will please you and instantly return me to your good g… Jude Watson
“ Would I laugh?Matter of fact, you would, says Zeb. Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. Margaret Atwood
“ We’ve arrived, Leo announced. Time to Split.Frank groaned. Can we leave Valdez in Croatia? Rick Riordan
“ The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
“ Do you know why they call this place the Rookery?" Elodin asked. I shook my head."Because it's where you go if you're a-ravin'." He smiled a wild smile. He laughed a terrible laugh. Patrick Rothfuss
“ Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfe… Dart Gray
“ People ask me where I got my x-ray powers. I inherited them from my parents in parental supervision. Erase the dots and your doubts if you think that I was 'raysed' alone. Ana Claudia Antunes
