Top Pun Quotes

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

Pun Definition

(v. t.) To pound.

(n.) A play on words which have the same sound but different meanings; an expression in which two different applications of a word present an odd or ludicrous idea; a kind of quibble or equivocation.

(v. i.) To make puns, or a pun; to use a word in a double sense, especially when the contrast of ideas is ludicrous; to play upon words; to quibble.

(v. t.) To persuade or affect by a pun.

What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!

She only modelled for him once,' Max said stubbornly, leaning the canvases back against the wall and replacing the sheet. 'Once, twice or umpteen times, it's proof she knew Spataro... how shall we put...

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

When we were little, the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise...

Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me.

I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.

Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. And if you pass that pitcher, I will reveal a nugget of information that will please you and instantly return me to your good g...

Of puns it has been said that those most dislike who are least able to utter them.

He that would pun would pick a pocket.

But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.

We’ve arrived, Leo announced. Time to Split.Frank groaned. Can we leave Valdez in Croatia?

Would I laugh?Matter of fact, you would, says Zeb. Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.