Stand up upon the right side, and I shall expound the similitude unto thee.
Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.
Humour plays close to the big hot fire which is the truth and the reader feels the heat.
Life is mean! Don't lose your humour jacket. You'll really need it.
The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.
These days, you could stage a three-point orgy in the garden and nobody would bat an eye...
When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead.
I am a drinker with writing problems.
Historical Re-creation, he thought glumly, as they picked their way across, under, over or through the boulders and insect-buzzing heaps of splintered timber, with streamlets running everywhere. Only...
Humour is just another defence against the universe.
Wit is the only wall Between us and the dark.
A credit card allows you transcend time. For it allows you to put off until tomorrow what you bought today, while you are still paying what you bought yesterday.
If I could split myself into five people, I would still be behind on my writing schedule. I see now why James Patterson cloned himself so many times.
Swearing is a currency the countryside spends well.
R.I.P.Tom Conlon O'Rourke.Not Dead, just Sleeping.
For some reason she found that Allan Harrington's attitude of absolute detachment made the whole affair seem much easier for her. And when Mrs. Harrington slipped a solitaire diamond into her hand as...
You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.
It's a shame that we have to choose between two such second-rate countries as the USSR and the USA.
Merry Christmas!