He didn’t look as if he’d been through a whirlwind exactly but he’d certainly endured a stiff breeze.
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!
Have a selective optimistic sight, transform the bitch glitch "in stitches.
The ability to laugh at life is right at the top with love and communication in the hierarchy of our needs. Humour has much to do with pain it exaggerates the anxieties and absurdities we feel so...
Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British
You're not very nice, I say, grinning.You're one to talk.Hey, I could be nice if I tried.Hmm. He taps his chin. Say something nice, then.You're very good-looking.He smiles, his teeth a flash in this d...
The most powerful women in Sachaka and all you do is waste time gossiping and matchmaking
Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?
Losing your parent at a tender age is like losing everything thing. The love, care, support and what have you. It only takes determination, strong will and the love, care and support from others to ma...
She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.
We'd be the Joystick Order. Out motto would be High Score for One, Pizza for All.
Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let's put jewellery on each other and dance
Someone will complete you some day and that day will never be late. Those nouns and verbs are above wonderful and never ending .
Life is mean! Don't lose your humour jacket. You'll really need it.
Humour can be dissected as a frog can but the thing dies in the process.
If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
News of the death of James V on 14 December gave even further cause for rejoicing, because his heir was a week-old girl, the infant Mary, Queen of Scots. Scotland would be subject to yet another weake...
The Sodomy sea shall cast out fish, and make a noise in the night, which many have not known: but they shall all hear the voice thereof.
Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.
Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!
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