The most powerful women in Sachaka and all you do is waste time gossiping and matchmaking
News of the death of James V on 14 December gave even further cause for rejoicing, because his heir was a week-old girl, the infant Mary, Queen of Scots. Scotland would be subject to yet another weake...
Life is mean! Don't lose your humour jacket. You'll really need it.
Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek.
The only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock.
Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!
The world hast fast to pass away- And cannot comprehend the things that are promised to the righteous in time to come: for this world is full of unrighteousness and infirmities.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.
The woman behind the bar called out: ‘Why do you stand like hypnotized fish? Did you come to drink beer or to eat food?’‘Be patient,’ said Gersen. ‘We are making our decision.’The remark annoyed the w...
Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!''And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want to put him in a crust and bake a light fluffy quiche!''QUICHE?! What kind of food is THAT...
Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?"Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!
We're going up there," she told them. "To the Keep. Your first instinct will be to protect me, I know-""Here it comes," Dyer muttered"But do me a favor and protect each other. Understand, Dyer?""Yes,...
I don't know the rules of grammar. If you're trying to persuade people to do something, or buy something, it seems to me you should use their language.
The Sodomy sea shall cast out fish, and make a noise in the night, which many have not known: but they shall all hear the voice thereof.
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages. This fact on its own yields a sense of what it is like to design garments for the Army.
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.