“ Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law. Samuel Butler
“ Amy will be fine. Amy ... Here was where I should have said, Amy loves Mom. But I couldn't tell Go that Amy loved our mother, because after all that time, Amy still barely knew our mother. Their few m… Gillian Flynn
“ For some reason she found that Allan Harrington's attitude of absolute detachment made the whole affair seem much easier for her. And when Mrs. Harrington slipped a solitaire diamond into her hand as… Margaret Widdemer
“ It's funny. I thought she'd live through anything.Charlie said, Me too. I figured even if there was a nuclear war, it would still leave radioactive cockroaches and your mum. Neil Gaiman
“ Surely,' I said, 'you don't think that you are going to die because you dreamed you saw your old father; if one dies because one dreams of one's father, what happens to a man who dreams of his mother-… H. Rider Haggard
“ I’m creating a self help show called Self Talk. I’ll insult myself for an hour then open phone lines to a fitness coach & my mother-in-law. Ryan Lilly
“ My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ I was thinking of murder, mutilation and dessert like Ignacia Sandoval’s instructions for delectable empanadas made of minced mother-in-law’s tongue (said to induce peace and harmony in your household… Sandra Ramos O'Briant
“ On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They migrate between the north and the south, don't they? Like seniors. Brian Francis
“ They're horrible little creatures. All snot and smelly feet and pestering questions.""Then why did you go into teaching?""It was either that or sit at home with Mother all day. I picked the lesser of… Brian Francis
