“ You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time. Alberto Vitale
“ Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ He seemed to be lying on the bed. He could not see very well. Her youthful, rapacious face, with blackened eyebrows, leaned over him as he sprawled there.“‘How about my present?’ she demanded, half wh… George Orwell
“ Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone.""If I was a forty-year-old man suffering from erectile dysfunction, that would be a… Molly Harper
