“ I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare but then I thought Why should I? He never reads any of mine. Spike Milligan
“ And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. Spike Milligan
“ When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry. Spike Milligan
“ Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I'll draw a sketch of thee.What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B? Spike Milligan
“ On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!Theres a Nang Nong NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber JooOn the Nong Ning NangAll the Mice go Clang!And… Spike Milligan
