“ A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan. Mel Brooks
“ The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. Mel Brooks
“ Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance. Mel Brooks
“ As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. Mel Brooks
“ I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. Mel Brooks
“ Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to othe… Mel Brooks
“ Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So for every ten Jews beating their breasts God designated one to be crazy and amuse the breast-beaters. By the time I was five I k… Mel Brooks
“ Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart. Mel Brooks
“ Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore… Mel Brooks
