“ I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting ant… Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
“ From out of nowhere, she had an image of some poor human in a FedEx Office branch getting an eyeful and a half of the mostly naked fallen angel.Without warning, she started to laugh so hard, tears cam… J.R. Ward
“ Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... o… Demetri Martin
“ Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through. Matthew Heines
“ Let's just stand still. Maybe whoever it is won't notice us. It's dark out anyway." Both boys knew it could just be someone from the local village but their hearts were starting to beat faster anyways… Sadie Gray
“ You should find something better to do with your time, Mandy told him. I spend my time shooting people, and then I take them to darkrooms and blow them up.…Come again? Alecto questioned with a tone of… Rebecca McNutt
“ I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his… Natalya Vorobyova
“ Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat. Terry Prachett talking about Neil Gaiman
“ Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident. Steven Moffat
“ The adults said the only good food was the bacon, but the kids knew better. They had never had a more fun breakfast in their lives. Although they had to agree the bacon was very good. Then again, it w… Ella Minster
“ There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
