For your information, Lester, there are at least five wonderful parts of the female body that can be viewed by the owner only with a hand mirror.
For your information, Lester, there are at least five wonderful parts of the female body that can be viewed by the owner only with a hand mirror.'And as they stared after me, I went regally back down...
If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.
Well, the man who first translated the bible into English was burned at the stake, and they've been at it ever since. Must be all that adultery, murder and incest. But not to worry. It's back on the s...
Sexually active? Sexually ? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet!I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attent...
Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I sa...
I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting ant...
We all have our own battles to fight, and sometimes we have to go it alone. I'm stronger than you think, you'd be surprised.
His face looked almost as gray as his suit, and the pouches beneath his eyes looked like little bags for holding all the sadness that his head couldn't hold.
You don't have to be part of a couple to be happy, you know.
The world is full of unrequited love,' I said finally.'You and Patrick having problems?' Dad said, reaching around to get the butter out of the fridge.'No, I was just wondering what you would say if I...
I told myself.
When you’ve found the right one - when you see him, when you’re with him - you’ll feel like you’re coming home.
Karen made a face. Oh, c'mon. I don't think so, I said.
If you are embarrassed about your sex, it must mean that you feel there is something demeaning or disgusting about being female. You are all wondrously made, girls. Remember that: wondrously made, and...
She says she’ll return my briefs if you return her paper, Wally. Do you know what she’s talking about?Wally nodded and swallowed. Tell her I’ll return the paper if she returns the flashlight.Mr. Hatfo...
Eddie, Beth, and Caroline, this is . . . She paused, waiting for the boys to say their own names.Josh, said Jake.Jake, said Josh.Peter, said Wally.Wally, said Peter.
Why is life so complicated....?' I asked.'To keep us from being bored,' he said.
Good, because I don't understand anything at all.
…and I’m thinking how nothing is as simple as you guess-not right or wrong, not Judd Travers, not even me or this dog I got here. But the good part is I saved Shiloh and opened my eyes some. Now that...