The angel popped his already mile high collar. She said she wanted the holiest thing in the house to do it. She got holey, all right, somebody muttered. Is that Butche's Bible? V asked. The angel flas...
From out of nowhere, she had an image of some poor human in a FedEx Office branch getting an eyeful and a half of the mostly naked fallen angel.Without warning, she started to laugh so hard, tears cam...
If you’ve bullshitted me, angel, I’m going to kill you.The other male rolled his eyes. I’m already dead, idiot.
There was a soft chiming sound, which meant, tragedy of tragedies, the angel had just popped himself up onto the countertop. So, what are we doing tonight? Wait, let me guess, sitting in morose silenc...
You love it right? Lassiter asked, holding his Bible high. I mean, you told me to go on the internet. I did. I even printed out my diploma or whatever the hell it's called. Opening the cover of the Ki...
Lassiter skidded in from the billiards room, the fallen angel glowing from his black-and-blond hair and white eyes, all the way down to his shitkickers. Then again, maybe the illumination wasn’t his n...
Rhage raised his hand. Pastor Ass-hat, I have a question. Yes, my son, you ARE going to hell. Lassiter made the sign of the cross and then looked around.
Tohr jacked forward his in his seat. What the hell!As Lassiter's big body cut through the projection onto the screen, a gigantic pair of flapping breasts covered his face and chest. Adventures in the...
Tohr took a pull of his beer. What the hell is this?When Harry Met Sally.Tohr lowered the longneck from his mouth. What?Shut it. After this, we’re going to watch an episode of Moonlighting. Then An Af...
Wow, she breathed.I know, right? Hung like a horse.If you're really nice-and you live through this-I'll promise not to tell V.About my size.She laughed a little, No, that you assumed I'd look at you i...
Lassiter hit pause and clamped a hard hand on his shoulder.Sit the fuck back. Watch and learn.What? How much I hate rom-coms? How 'bout we just stipulate that and let me go.You're going to need this....
I have peanut M&M's up there.Not my styleRaisinets.Feh.Sam Adams.Thor narrowed his eyes. Cold?Downright icy.Thor crossed his arms over his chest and told him self he was not pouting like a five-year-o...
Aha! Lassiter pointed at the boob tube. You motherfucker! I knew you were the father!
Tohr shook his head. If you're going to get plastered, why can't you do it like areal man. I like the taste of fruit. You are what you drink.The angel glanced up at the clock, Shit. I missed Maury. Bu...
The guy was like part pro wrestler, part Toys R Us.
I brought us all Big Macs, he said happily. I know you dig ’em, remember? What the… Tohr tightened his grip on his shellan, just in case . . . well, shit, with the way things were going lately, anythi...
I want to see the front of you.That’s what all the girls say.Do you expect me to roll you over? ’Cuz I will.Your mate’s not going to like this.As if that’s going to bother you?True. It actually makes...
You can call me Pastor-and before Mr. Sox Fan gets his panties in a wad, I want everyone to know I'm legit. I went online, took a minister's course in under an hour, and I'm ordained, baby.